Number 7

I love funny quotes/stories, so I'm going to list a couple of my favorites from past dates.  After just a couple weeks of hanging out, an intoxicated boy said to me "Mandy, I think I love you."  Then expressed his love later by pissing himself and crapping in my closet.  True love.
After my bumper fell off in a boys parking lot, I called and told him (assuming he'd come and help me out).  He replied, "Good luck with that."  Needless to say, it was our last date.
Even if my relationships have "failed" (a little harsh, isn't it?), they have created some really funny stories to tell.   -Mandy 


Since Mandy posted something about dudes I think I will have to follow suit. For those of you have known my strings of bad dates in the past years... or decade I suppose.  On one date wandering the streets of Koln, Germany my date turned to me and said "I would like to have something salty to chew on ... that or to kiss you." My response... "Right, lets get you a hotdog", this past year was not as strange.  While this year romantically was not filled with finding a LTR, I was still encouraged. As Dan Savage says, “All relationships fail until you find the one that doesn't.”  I met and connected with a couple of fellas this year and though all is ended, that served as pleasant reminder that there are men out there that are not completely scared away by an accident prone, loud laughing lady and it was fun to have the butterfly feeling for a period of time.-- Manda