Ok, ok. I'm a little behind. I went up north and was without internet access for a couple days...
I don't have a cool number 9. I didn't travel, didn't break anything, and nobody shaved my body parts for me... Last spring however, I did decide to join Match. Went on one terrible date with a guy who was skinnier than me AND had larger breasts than I did. Think about that one. He also said the F word numerous times throughout the very short date. Had a really nice date with a Ben Stiller look-a-like named Randy, but I couldn't get past Randy&Mandy, so it was the first and the last date with him. My third and best date was with a tall musician. I'm gonna stop right there though, he may read this blog. ;) Mandy
Too funny! I love that he had bigger boobs that you do, though what comes to mind is a cartoon character a top heavy man-barbie.
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